The Natural Family Manifesto

In response to Tuesday's announcement by California's court that same-sex marriage could not be banned according to the state's constitution, a coalition of conservative groups have announced their "Natural Family Manifesto," Salon.com reported. Here are some excerpts from the "Manifesto" for your enjoyment:

• It is not enough to stop public recognition of 'gay marriage,' nor to oppose 'safe sex education' in the public schools, nor to ban partial birth abortion, nor to create optional 'covenant' marriages
• The "integrity" of the home -- autonomous family units composed exclusively of one woman, one man, and as many children as possible. As incentive for the mother to stay home and fulfill her "aptness for motherhood," fathers would be paid a "family wage"
• In the utopia of "family homes, lawns, and gardens... ringing with the laughter of many children," gay marriage would not only be illegal -- children would be instructed with positive images of chastity, marriage, "husbandry," and "housewifery"

Ahhhh, good times...