Tired of Being Asked What He Would Do, Jesus Just Wants to Skate

Dudes, Jesus is my homeboy and he's a skater. Proselytizing is cool again. Skater troupes are the newest way evangelical groups are reaching out to America's youth. You can't make this stuff up cause I really wish I had.

Best quotes:
"Rick Weigele, an elder with the Christian Cornerstone Fellowship" said, "But these guys aren't talking about religion; they're talking about a relationship with Jesus, and their medium is the skateboard."

Gnarly dude in evangelical group King of Kings: "I knew God had given me this gift, and I knew I wanted to glorify him with my skateboard. I wanted to stoke God out."