PETA Buys Out Lobster from Evil PETA

Ok, not really "Evil PETA." Sorry this is old news but I just heard about this recently and there's a bit that's just too funny to pass up. People Eating Tasty Animals ("Evil PETA") tried to buy a 22 lb lobster off a fisherman who caught it off the coast of Massachusetts in order to ... well... eat it. The more well known PETA intervened and convinced the fisherman to give it over to a local aquarium rather than those evil gluttons. Didn't matter anyway as the obscenely huge sea roach died en route.

[Thanks to Biggie Q for the tip]