What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

What do you do when your culture has evolved beyond witty quips about flesh wounds? Naturally, pimp slapping people and recording it for posterity sounds like a brilliant way to amuse your chums. The latest fad in the UK is something called "Happy Slapping" in which roving bands of teens assault people and record it on their cameraphones and pass it around the internet. I'm gonna try and get this to catch on here in the US. Be back in a few minutes...