Is That a Burrito in Your Pants or Just a Gi-mungous Boner?

"A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito." We love this story cause it epitomizes the mission statement of this blog both implicitly and explicitly. "'I didn't know whether to laugh or cry,' school Principal Diana Russell said." Seriously, check out our Tips link over on the RIGHT =>!!

The best part is that Kat was the first one to find this article but didn't post it cause she only posts legitimate news - unlike me. That and she knows that I ♥ burritos.