Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Bin Laden, you crafty sonofabitch

Thanks for helping get Bush re-elected!

President George W. Bush said his 2004 re-election victory over Sen. John Kerry was inadvertently aided by Osama bin Laden, who issued a taped diatribe against him the Friday before Americans went to the polls, The Examiner newspaper reported on Tuesday.

Bush said there were "enormous amounts of discussion" inside his campaign about the 15-minute tape, which he called "an interesting entry by our enemy" into the presidential race...

"I thought it was going to help," Bush said. "I thought it would help remind people that if bin Laden doesn't want Bush to be the president, something must be right with Bush."

Did I mention Bush's job rating is now at an all time low: 34%!

2 Comments:

>>>>>> Blogger Pretzel, freedom fighter cookie said...

why the tallest man in afghanistan hasn't been found yet? These greedy old pigs may want to be able to play the terror card for next elections too. 2 days before elections just expect a bin laden message.

2/28/2006 12:55 PM  
>>>>>> Blogger Brad said...

Bush + bin Laden = Best Friends Forever!

They're the best things that ever happened to each other.

3/03/2006 4:57 PM  

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