All Hail Xenu!

By now everyone's heard of the controversy with South Park and Scientology, Best. Episode. Ever! In response to Issac Hayes (a.k.a. Chef) quitting the show, the creators of South Park have issued the following statement through their lawyer:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Watch the entire episode here!